After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubic hair and stick it on her head with the man glue. Inspired by the great Cody Ward.
Janey seems awfully upset about that odd new haircut
thats no haircut! thats a dancin' armadillo!
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