When someone emo attempts to play D&D. Usually characterized by one or more of the following: When Min/Maxing his or her charisma is always 18 to start; Always plays the mysterious loner with a troubled past; Thinks Lolth is a M.I.L.F. (Monster I'd like to Fight); Thinks Ravenloft would be a nice place to live; Believes that Drow are merely misunderstood; Thinks re-rolling ones is a right, not a privilege; Always wants to "go it alone" against the Mindflare; Thinks "Big" was Tom Hanks' best movie; Doesn't know the truth about Vin Diesil's acting origins; Took this list seriously;
"Yes, your charisma is 18, but not in real life, fugly."
"Blah blah blah...i'm a lonely rogue who won't open up about my tortured aching past. Next!"
"Okay...you wanna fight Lolth? Roll Initiative!"
"Congratulations, Strahd's new best friend is D&D-mo here."
"Be my guest. Go try and 'understand' them."
"Think again, strength-6-boy."
"Level one D&D-mo vs. Mindflare? This should be interesting. Don't bother rolling."
"Remember 'Mazes and Monsters'?"
"Who wrote the foreword to the 30th Anniversary Celebration? Lepton."
(Bonus if you know where 'lepton' came from)
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