A pissed off cat who tries to walk around swiftly without being heard, but can't.. Wanna know why!? Because it's got this damn bell strapped around it's neck practically choking it to death and is heard from a mile away. Dreads waking up in the morning, I mean really.. If you had a damn bell strapped to your neck, would you want to wake up and go insane listening to that thing? I mean really, you'd start to scare the shit out of yourself! Also likes to throw up for no apparent reason after making weird randomly pitched noises.. Well, It might of been because of that Price Rite food that we fed it, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!! >:O!
Person 1: OMG I got a cat!
Person 2: What's it's name? :)
Person 1: Cupcake!!
Person 2: Asshole -_-
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