Cumpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears to satify the needs of the whores throughout the community. He resembles our favorite childhood fairy tale creature Rumpelstiltskin, however instead of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal matter into cum. The gift of spinning fecal matter into cum is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal matter, and the need for cum.
you know whats good with Yoo-Hoo?.... some cum
Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.
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