adj - Typical of houses in Miami, ceramic or stonework of cheap material designed to have an ornate or regal appearance but is really fucking gawdy
My wife and I wanted to buy this house in Hialeah but the bathrooms and the fake stone fireplace in the living room were too Cubany. How tacky, who needs a fucking fireplace in Miami anyway? It was 90 degrees last Christmas.
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