Every gaytor's worst nightmare.
Gaytor fan: You boys from Free Shoes U are just a bunch of Criminoles!
Nole fan: Yeah, we're Criminoles. We steal your dreams! Enjoy your undefeated seasons while they last.
Nole: You mean you never went undefeated? Oh, my mistake. The sound of our Free Shoes pounding your program into the dust for two decades must have distracted me.
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