Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.
"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge
"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"
"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"
"Shit- that sucks"
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