Needs a shave constantly.
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-You were weren't you?
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
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