A policeman that can protect you from anything, even sexual predators.
Known as: Officer Crabnasty
Officer Crabnasty taught me some very special songs about keeping sexual predators away and they go like "Stop dont touch me there, this is my no no square" and "Stop hold the phone this is my no no zone"
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