The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.
Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
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