A Courtimal is very rare marriage of a Courtney and an animal. Usually brought on by being hangry or hungover.
This half woman, half animal is only brought down from her rage, by a snow bath.
Much like the t-rex, she eats anything with a pulse. With the ability to ninja kick and sick her attack cat on you with its siren like sounds, it pierces your ears and confuses you whilst 'The Courtimal' pounces. It's a dangerous tandem. Just ask reindeer games.
Instead of sleeping, she waits, in the dark, for her next victim.
We were all out having a great time on Sunday funday until the Courtimal came out and started raging, luckily someone in the group knew that to calm her rage she needed a snow bath.
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