To deliberately cough in order to mask the inevitable sound of breaking wind.
Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.
Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".
You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.
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