(while in a crowded restroom) the act of coughing hysterically while dropping a turd in an attempt to mask any embarassing sounds.
Helen: What took you so long? The movie starts in 2 minutes.
Bobby: I'm sorry babe, I was having a little trouble wrapping it up.
Helen: Oh, you were constipated?
Bobby: Nope, I was cough-dropping.
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