1. Some one who does not know how to do the simplest things on a computer, even if it's right there in front of them.
2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.
Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!
Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.
Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel
Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.
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