Refers to guys who are incredibly fat and ugly. Coltons are excessively nasty and enjoy hitting on other people's girlfriends. This usually results in the Colton getting his fat ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and have terrible acne both on the face and on other extremities of the body. Just looking at a Colton compels most people to violent spasms of projectile vomiting.
1.) UGH! A Colton tried to make a pass on my girlfreind today and now she's vomiting uncontrolably. I'd kick his ass but every time I get near him i pass out due to his horrible smell.
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