When an older man becomes convinced younger males are called Colin. Further symptoms are enticing younger adults to sit on their lap.
Doctor (29 years): "I'm afraid you have Colin Syndrome Ken."
Ken (67 years): "That's bad new's, how will i cope colin?"
Doctor: "My names david sir, is there anything else i can do for you?"
Ken: "Could you sit on my Lap?"
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