The Australian Justin Bieber. Yet another talentless sack of shit who sings about sappy, vapid "love". Not surprisingly, he has also gained a cult following among pre-pubescent teenage girls who have a terrible taste in music. Also, trying to convince his fans that he absolutely sucks is like trying to convince a three year old that Santa doesn't exist.
Teenage fan girl: "OMG, CODY SIMPSON, CODY SIMPSON, OMG, HE'S SO HOT AND TALENTED <3, OMGGGGGGGGGGG!!!"
Me: "Shut the hell up. Stop your hero worship of this sack of horse shit and listen to real fucking music."
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