When ones period falls at a very inconvenient time, like say a festival, a weekend at the in-laws, sitting on a bus in a white skirt (two unfortunate situations going on there!)
GUY "Oh god I'm so horny, I want you so bad..."
sound of tent and sleeping bags rustling ...
GIRL (moaning) "Yeah stick your fingers in my pussy.."
GUY "Oh yeah baby you're so wet ...."
GUY screams!!!! "FUCK!!! Code red code red!!!!!! fucking skanky bitch!!!! BABY WIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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