Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.
1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA
The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.
After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.
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