An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.
"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
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