chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.
chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.
chuck norris loves you.
chuck norris invented the beard.
it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
chuck norris poops fire balls and pisses laserz
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