Very similar to the European Coughdrop but with some festive tweaks... a sexual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. First, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys and has a wreath around his neck. This man has dipped his balls in some sort of spice concoction such as, nutmeg, cinnamon, pine needles etc... There is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude with a Santa hat on. He is standing off to the side of the bed. There is a woman on the bed, dressed as a Christmas Elf, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man's balls. When the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his balls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. She begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.
Miso: Hey, lets get Nicole in for the Christmas Coughdrop.
Jordan: That's a great idea; I'll just put down my Eggnog and grab my pulleys
Miso: Perfect! We'll deck her halls.
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