The dying religion in which a supposed "Savior" (Jesus Christ) was nailed to a cross because he was good at pissing off the romans and jews. Something that they may not tell you about Christianity: a few hundred years ago, the catholic church burned scientists at the stake because they found out what really happens with rainbows, why ice floats, why the story of Noah and the Ark could not have possibly happened, etc.
The religion that is completely ruled out by science.
Christian: Jesus died for your sins be grateful damnit!! I am completely ready to die for my beliefs because I know the TRUTH. You should be like me and give every dollar you earn to the church.
Normal Person: you know that when you die, you rot in the ground right?
Christian: That's bullshit. You may not, but I'm going to heaven because I've got Jesus in my heart.
Normal Person: wait wait wait. If your "christ" is real, then make him do something to prove it.
Christian: No! That's blasphemy! Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God!
Normal Person: Well if you're gonna puss out...
Christian: Fine. *prays for forgiveness* what did you have in mind?
Normal Person: If there's a god, he'll make a lightning bolt flash across the sky.
10 minutes later
Normal Person: see? I told you
Christian: Fuck you man! I've got faith!!
Normal Person: *walks away* oh my fucking god...what an idiot
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