A stupid made-up holiday from an equally stupid show.
And for the record, if your father is Jewish and your mother is Christian, then you're not Jewish at all. Not even one-half Jewish, it's just not possible. If it's the other way around (dad Christian mom Jewish) then you're automatically 100% Jewish.
Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but those are the facts straight from my Rabbi.
Chrismukkah is dumb. Really really dumb.
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