Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.
Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.
2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.
3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
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