Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.
Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"
Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.
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