Pretty much the best thing ever created and conceived by human beings in this timeline, universe, and earth.
A dildo that triumphantly hangs from one's jowl, as if to say, "Hello world. I am here, and I want to fuck you."
Come here, there is a childo waiting for your asshole.
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