The town molestor who sells ice cream to all the children. Can usually be found sleeping in his white suburban, and strolling through kit carson park looking for small children by LR Green. Has trouble with the ladies but that must be assumed for a man that has never got the licks from a female. Hobbies include cleaning pools and straightup Molesting. Guy takes his jobs,tasks and hobbies VERY seriously. he's sick...
Big Charles was spotted eyeing 8 year olds playing hopskotch at the after school program
I heard your friend is having a party, Im down to go if Big Charles isnt seen there.
Did you see that Charles sleeping in the alleyway with a sweat filled face and puked stained sweater?
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