A pedophile who meets young girls on myspace and then asks them to hang out. Once she agrees, he picks her up but refuses to take her anywhere. He then will park on the side of the road and seduce her. Slowly lies start to unsurface after his supposed virginity is taken. He will then beat her vagina with a sledge hammer. Only to leave her with the simple words that HE wants to JUST BE FRIENDS.
C: Chapped lips hurt my vagina.
M: That stupid bastard.
C: Yeah, and I told him and he said "i don't know what to say"..I'll tell you what you should say, APOLOGIZE FOR BEATING MY VAGINA TO A BLOODY PULP YOU SICK BASTARD!
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