A Chantelle is the coolest ninja on the block. She is 15ft tall and wears spandex. Her most favourite thing in the world is cheese. And Stumps. If someone were to put cheese on a stump then she would be in her element. Not just anyone can be a Chantelle. They have to perform several 'rituals' in order to be deemed worthy. One of these rituals is to steal an old man, use his foreskin as a parachute and jump out of a plane at 32,000 ft.
Dude, you're almost as cool as Chantelle.. but not quite.
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