Fake ass champange.
Tim and Betty sat down at the table and ordered a bottle of the finest champagne to celebrate Tim's promotion.
Waiter: "Would you like to taste first?"
Tim: "Why yes"
Waiter: *Pours glass*
Tim: *Tastes* *Makes face of disgust*
Tim: "Why yes Betty"
Tim & Betty: *Frown* :(
Betty: "I did say we should have gone to the restaurant over the road Tim"
Prices shown in USD.
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