a piece of poop, usually the singular result of an entire bowel movement, that is so thick and long that it cannot be flushed by conventional means.
Longer Champs may fold under the strain of their own weight. Shorter, denser Champs are capable of standing on-end in the bowl.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm betting on the Champ.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Go look in your toilet!
Guy 2: Oh my, what have you done?!
Guy 1: It's the Champ! It won't be defeated.
Guy 2: You realize you're going to have to clean that up?
Guy 1: Just you try and see what happens!
Guy 2: You're such an @$$hole.
Guy 1: $10 win on the Champ!
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