1. A person who goes on "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here", but is not in the slightest bit famous.
2. A person who is payed a disproportionately large ammount of money, but does a disproportionately small ammount of work. (Note that some jobs, fall under this catagory but are not celebrity)
1. Tara Palmer Thompkinson (or is it Palmer Thompkinson Tara)
2. Micheal Owen, Busted. (George Bush)
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