The theory that you can tell how good a man is with his hands from the way he strokes a cat.
Guy #1: Dude, you're practically assaulting that cat!
Guy #2: Whaaat? No way! I'm just stroking it.
Guy #1: That does not bode well for you according to Cat Theory.
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