1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.
2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
Related Form: Carrot Topping
a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
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