couple shots of either Sailer Jerry's or Captian Morgan and enough Tampico orange juice with Sprite to your preference. When too fucked up off this drink you then become Captian Ertmer.
Hey bitch, make me a Captian Ertmer!
Hey look at Josh over there, i think he's officially Captian Ertmer tonight.
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