The captain of the U.S.S Enterprise NCC-1701D. The best fucking Starfleet captain (next to kirk...duhhh...). Probably the only captain that would be able to face down Captain Kirk and live to tell about it.
(Speaking about First Officer)
Captain Picard: He's a tyrannical martinet who will never, ever allow me to go on away missions.
Data: That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet code section 12, paragraph 4...
Picard: Mr. Data...
Picard: Shut up.
Data: Yes, sir.
Picard: to the wedding guests 15 years I've been waiting to say that.
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