Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.
He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.
Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.
Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.
I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.
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