A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canukistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuk' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canukistanians are citizens of Canukistania.
"I'm sorry, I don't speak Canukistanian."
"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canukistanians comes in and steals my job!"
"Eh? Oh, you're Canukistanian aren't you?"
"If those insidious Canukistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."
"Is that real Canukistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"
"If you Canukistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."
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