1. A delicious pastry, usually served in celebration of one's birrthday.
2. Slang for money.
3. An awesome band who I looooooooooooooooove.
4. Something unattainable in the game Portal.
1. I ended up puking in the bathroom at 3:00 am because I ate too much cake.
2. "Put the cake in the bag before I blow your fucking brains out!"
3. I just put a new CAKE song on my iPod (The Distance, BTW).
4. THE CAKE IS A LIE.
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