Picking up a cheep hooker and driving her down the street. Whilst arriving several blocks later, you take a bill from your pocket, wipe your ass with it, stick it to her forehead, then drive off.
I picked this hooker that I thought looked good from behind, but low and behold I gave her the Cajun Bus Ticket.
"What is that?" My friend asked!
I replied: "Well! I picked her up, drove a few blocks, got a $5 out of my pocket, wiped my ass with it, stuck it to her forehead, kicked her out of the car, and then drove off."
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