Compulsive Upgrade Disorder, referring to computer users who cannot keep a component for longer than a month (or less) without the need to upgrade it to something faster or better.
#1 - The first rule of CUD is, you do not talk about CUD.
#2 - The second rule of CUD is, you DO NOT talk about CUD.
#3 - If someone says stop, backs out, retracts a sale, the upgrade is over.
#4 - Two upgrades at a time.
#5 - One benchmark at a time.
#6 - No food, no drink
#7 - CUD will go on as long as it has to.
#8 - If this is your first day of CUD, you have to upgrade.
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