An evil corporation that corrupted GameFAQs. Their CEO is Satan, and other workers include:
George W. Bush
A male prostitute (to give the other workers buttsekz, they love buttsekz)
CJayC (unfortunately, he used to be good)
A few gorillas (they coded the sites, ya know)
A CATS (from Zero Wing) fan (to help make all your site belong to CNet)
Osama bin Ladin (CNet's HQ is where he's been hiding)
A robot that runs on Windows ME
Other equally evil people
CNet sucks ass. No, wait, they take it up the ass.
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