Abbreviation for "Circumcision Envy". It is a serious pathological affliction suffered mainly by American neo-hippies and White, non-Jew Europeans when they realize that they are not circumcised. Sympoms of CE include the following:
* Expressing an unbridled abhorrance towards the act of circumcision
* Writing biased, emotional entries on Urban Dictionary where useful definitions for circumcision-related terms should be, and then spamming the "thumbs up" button
* Referring to his or herself as an "intactivist" while totally missing the irony
* Joining foreskin-worshiping cults like NOCIRC and HOOP (fictional example from Arrested Development)
* Protesting outside of hospitals that perform circumcisions
* Making outrageous statements against circumcision without citing any scientific studies, and opting instead for emotional pleas, testimonials, and anecdotes
* Equating the removal of foreskins to the destruction of the clitoris in third world countries (despite the fact that the clitoris is actually the female version of the mushroom tip)
* Calling anyone who circumcises their children "barbarians"
* Assaulting mohels (even though they perform barely 1% of all circumcisions)
* Harassing circumcised men in attempts to make them just as self-conscious about their penises people with CE
* Will not shut up if anyone within an earshot says "circumcision"
Milo: Hey Joseph! Wanna go with me an Kelly to HOOP's "Thousand Foreskin March" this Saturday?
Joseph: I don't think that'll work out too well, seeing as I'm Jewish.
Milo: No way-- you mean you're CIRCUMCISED!?
Joseph: Actually, I was referring to it being on a saturday, but the anti-circimcision part is a problem for me too.
Kelly: You don't have a foreskin? Ew, you're not a whole man! Your dick can't even feel anything!
Joseph: That's just a myth started by people with CE. I have just as much sensation as anyone else, but I have more control since I can handle more stimulation.
Kelly: Wait, so you mean... You can keep it up for longer?
Milo: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE'S FULL OF JEW LIES!
Kelly: I've had enough of these dumb protests and that shy turtle Milo calls a dick! Joseph, will you take me home and let me take a spin on your marvelous dreidel?
Joseph: Sure. Girls always love the 10% off special!
CE sufferer: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I HATE MY PATHETIC SCHMUCK! *sob*
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