Bundaberg is a city in Queensland, Australia. It is probably one of the most boring places you could ever dream of living.
There is nothing to do here.
Everyone who is anyone or is even remotely interesting leaves.
Those who actually like it here defend it viciously and you are likely to get punched if you speak ill of their backward town.
To live in Bundaberg and enjoy it, you will need to fit into one of Bundaberg's popular sub-cultures - you may choose from this list:
Over the age of 80
Ultra conservative and closed-minded
You get bonus points for being all these things.
Bundaberg is full of ferals and violent bogans who like to steal things, break into houses and drive souped up crap box cars around town while spending their government benefit money on Jim Beam and cigarettes.
Bundaberg is a big enough town to progress, but nothing here ever changes. Ever.
Bundaberg people don't like change or excitement, so you could pretty much go away and come back and in 20 years it would not have changed.
Don't move to Bundaberg unless you want to be unemployed, miserable, constantly bored and stop wearing shoes in public.
Person 1: I wonder what it would be like to travel back in time to the Neanderthal days!
Person 2: Dude, Bundaberg.
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