An inexperienced rock climber out for the weekend, most probably a product of a local climbing club (VCC) weekend course.
They classically turn up late and walk to the crag sporting near unused climbing equipment habitually including a double set of 'bumbly bell' (hexes) and make a gawd awful racket too early in the morning. They then proceed to epic on the easiest climbs, leaving half their expensive gear behind for the resident climbing bums to then solo, steal and sell over the camp fire.
Hey, check out those bumbly VCC idiots, should we rescue them?
Nah, let's climb behind them and steal their gear...
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