another corrupt destitute former communist country in eastern europe who, like everywhere in eastern europe, struggles to create an "identity" they can be proud of. bulgarians are partly thracians with predominantly turkic, arab and indian gypsy heritage, but claim to be a proud, beautiful people. bulgarian men are usually metrosexuals obsessed with ridiculous and tacky "fashion", as are the slutty women. most of them have big noses from their arab heritage, many of them lie and deceive because of their gypsy heritage, and many of them are corrupt criminals and pervs like their distant savage ancestors from asia. if asked where they are from, bulgarians will usually say "russia" because they know that no one has a fucking clue where bulgaria is.
1. bulgaria is the gypsy capital of europe.
2. because deceit runs thick in their vains a bulgarian weight lifter was disqualified for cheating in the olympics.
3. bulgarians are as famous for making computer virii as they are for sexually transmitted virii.
4. bulgaria has a beautiful countryside... LIKE EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!
5. while the rest of europe was growing and prospering bulgarians and other many other "slavs" were beating drums and pillaging villages.
I went to bulgaria because life was too good and I felt like getting robbed and catching sexually transmitted diseases while listening to bad music (CHALGA).
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