Invariably, the greatest, most kickass martial artist in the world, hands down. The only one better is Solid Snake, and he isn't real. One statement says it all: Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in mortal combat, true story, no competition, 'nuff said.
Quote: "It's like a finger, pointing its way to the moon!"
"You're about to find out how Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris - because I'm about to replicate that scene on your ass!!"
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