1. A college educated, fraternity-oriented Caucasian male, usually ages 18-30, who spends his weekends wakeboarding/jetskiing and intentionally creating wakes from his speed boat to unset or flip crew shells, kayakers, and canooers; while doing so flashing the "hang-loose" hand gesture.
2. One who enjoys motorized watersports, drinking Pabst, wearing board-shorts/jams, playing obnoxiously loud gay music, and derives pleasure in being an asshole.
3. (especially) The person who posted the definition for wakeboarder.
Broseph #1: Dude! We just totally hardcore thrashed those crew bitches!
Broseph #2: Kick-ass!
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