When a woman takes the gonads/nuts/testies of a man she is very fond of and gorilla glues each nut to the corresponding thigh and then breaks his knee caps causing to fall into a horizontal split position thus causing his nutsack to be ripped in half.
After pegging Johnny Appleseed, Maryellen started boulderfusing with him.
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